Hello. Welcome to my Cafe. Or Tavern. I don't really know. You look like you've had your fair share of arguments and discussion on this crazy world we call the internet. Or maybe you haven't. Maybe you've seen the internet at it's infancy stage, maybe you're an old lady or old man that's been convinced by their grandkids to use the internet. Maybe you have that... "Skibidi Toilet Fanum Tax Sigma Rizz". Well, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is... Irrelevant. I have been working at this Cafe for as long as i can remember. My boss has put me on a permanent shift in here. On my "vacations" as my Boss likes to call them i scroll through tumblr and reblog memes. They are just 10 Minute breaks, though. Well, what will you be having? We have:

• A meme Martini
• A Video Vodka
• A controversy Coffee
• The Feline Fireball

As you can see, my Boss has given me a very varied menu.